Miley’s So Rich She Wears Cash Dresses

All I see is $igns, all I see is dollar $igns.

Miley Cyrus is so stupidly rich, she’s started wearing money.

Miley went shopping at grocery store TRADER JOE'S wearing a cash-printed crop top and matching mini skirt. 

For the record, WHO wears this a) anywhere and b) specifically to Trader Joe's?

If we were browsing chocolate-covered coffee beans drizzled in pear puree at Trader Joe's and some chick walked in like Miley did, looking like an extra in a Ke$ha music video, we would throw some serious judging eyes.

Miley didn’t seem to care as she strolled to her car with her mom and her ridiculous cash money ensemble. 

Zayn Malik Gives In To Peer Pressure

Well that lasted longer than most Hollywood relationships… 

A day after his grand gesture to vacate the Twittersphere and leave his five million followers in the dust, Zayn Malik of One Direction is back on the tweet. The news comes in the form of some brand spanking new tweets to followers. 

Zayn announced his Twitter return with a tweet explaining his motives for abandoning everyone and then flip-flopping back to the social media site… 

He also hinted at some “big news” coming from the boys of 1D in the future.

As his return tweet mentions, Hollyscoop previously reported that the singer left Twitter due to an overwhelming amount of hate in his inbox from anti-fans. Before checking out, he urged fans to tweet him at the One Direction handle with “something nice to say.”

Other celebs to do the back-and-forth dance on Twitter lately are Charlie Sheen, who made his return earlier this month, and Alec Baldwin… Though the “30 Rock” actor has yet to come back to his original Twitter account, he has been channeling his feelings through his foundation’s handle @ABFalecbaldwin.

Kate Middleton Scrutinized for Late Delivery

No one knows when Kate Middleton is going to give birth. That’s the lesson we can all learn from this royal baby, which all media outlets will be revolving around until it graces us with its presence, which at this point is a few days late.

According to E! News, a source informed them that Kensington Palace is operating under the assumption that Kate’s two to three days late.

Selena Gomez Debuts Sexy New Look in Leaked Music Video

If you haven’t jumped on the Selena Gomez pop music train yet, NOW would be a good time to do it.

“Come and Get It” was great and all, but Selena’s newest single “Slow Down” is basically a Britney Spears single circa the early 2000s and we are DIGGING IT.

Not only that, but the music video for “Slow Down” is GIVING US all sorts of Madonna and Britney and vintage Janet Jackson. We are DYING.

Report: Jennifer Lawrence & Nicholas Hoult are Back Together 

Ermagerd, Jennifer Lawrence and Nicholas Hoult are back on!

After months of speculation and are-they-aren't-they confusion, JenLaw and Nicholas just couldn’t stay apart and have decided to get back together.

A source, who apparently watches Jen and Nicholas make sexy time, just confirmed that Nicholas and Jen were totally making out and have definitely gotten back together after spending so much time together on the X-Men: Days of Future Past set.

“They started the shoot in April as friends, and then one day they just started kissing,” says the source, “One thing led to another and they hooked up. All her old feelings came rushing back. Now they’re fully back on.”

VIDEO: Miley Wants to 'Channing All Over Your Tatum

Miley Cyrus “wants to Channing all over your Tatum.”

Yep, you heard that right.

What might be the most provactive new summer anthem ever, Channing Tatum, Jamie Foxx, Jimmy Kimmel, that chick from Precious, Olivia Munn and even Miley Cyrushave all teamed up for the creepiest best thing you’ll ever hear.

It’s called “(I Wanna) Channing All Over Your Tatum.”

As Jimmy says in the song, “I don’t know what this song is about,” well, we don’t either, but it’s got Channing Tatum and Miley Cyrus in it and it’s vaguely dirty, so we’re down.

Also, don’t confuse this ridiculous music video with the “We Can’t Stop” video, which Miley is also dropping today.

Also, Channing raps in the video. Yeah, he raps and it’s the best/worst kind of white boy rapping we’ve heard since Vanilla Ice.

This video makes Miley less annoying and only makes us want Channing even more. So, he’s a great dad, husband, he can dance, he can rap AND he wants to “Channing all over our Tatum?”

Sign us up!  

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