VIDEO: Miley Wants to 'Channing All Over Your Tatum

Miley Cyrus “wants to Channing all over your Tatum.”

Yep, you heard that right.

What might be the most provactive new summer anthem ever, Channing Tatum, Jamie Foxx, Jimmy Kimmel, that chick from Precious, Olivia Munn and even Miley Cyrushave all teamed up for the creepiest best thing you’ll ever hear.

It’s called “(I Wanna) Channing All Over Your Tatum.”

As Jimmy says in the song, “I don’t know what this song is about,” well, we don’t either, but it’s got Channing Tatum and Miley Cyrus in it and it’s vaguely dirty, so we’re down.

Also, don’t confuse this ridiculous music video with the “We Can’t Stop” video, which Miley is also dropping today.

Also, Channing raps in the video. Yeah, he raps and it’s the best/worst kind of white boy rapping we’ve heard since Vanilla Ice.

This video makes Miley less annoying and only makes us want Channing even more. So, he’s a great dad, husband, he can dance, he can rap AND he wants to “Channing all over our Tatum?”

Sign us up!  

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